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theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was
2460onetruepairing:

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wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.



this ^^^

laughing so hard because natural selection

I’ve had Kinder Surprise as a kid and I’m still here, but then again; I just ate the chocolate and not the plastic part.

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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